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Rajesh Dai Jokes
« on: April 05, 2016, 07:55:20 PM »
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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2016, 11:47:14 PM »
Once Rajesh Hamal was bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito died after 3 days with a flu called "Hamaleria".

Bill Gates: Now my computer is totally safe from trojans and viruses, I just installed Rajesh-Hamal-Antvirus in my system.

Once Rajesh dai was on world tour! On the way he stopped to a part of India n stayed there for one night! Indians became proud and to honour him they named the place RAJESTHAN!

Superman once got into a fight with Rajesh Hamal. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2016, 04:07:49 PM »


राजेश दाइले १ रोपनि जग्गा किन्नु भएछ, ४ वटा इनार खन्नु भएछ, किन भन्दा राजेश दाइले भन्नु भएछ, क्यारिमबोर्ड नखेलेको पनि धेरै भैसक्यो ।

राजेश हमालले चिच्याउदा हल भत्किने डरले बिदेशीहरुले राजेश दाईको फिल्म आफ्नो हलमा देखाउने हिम्मत गर्न सक्दैनन्।

अगुल्टो ले हानेको कुकुर आगो देखेर तर्से जस्तै, राजेश दाइले कुटेको मान्छे फलाम देखेर तर्सिन्छ !!

बलिउडकी मुन्नी बद्नाम हुनुमा राजेश दाईको हात छैन!

राजेशले कहिलेपनी लेख्दा tip-ex अथवा eraser प्रयोग गर्दैनन किनकी राजेशले जे लेख्छन त्यो नै १००% सहि हुन्छ, मेट्नु जरुरी छैन ।

ठुल्ठुला कुरा गर्ने लाई भन्ने डाइलग "हो हो तैँ ठूलो, तैँ राजेश हमाल, तैँ जान्ने, तैँ बुझ्ने, तैँ  हनुमान, तेरै पुच्छर लामो"

राजेश हमाल घण्टाघर भन्दानि जेठो हो ठुल्दाई भएको ले घण्टाघर लाइ "भाइ" भन्छन रे

राजेशदाइले त पानी हालेर बाइक कुदाउने भएर पानी को हाहाकार भएको | पेट्रोलले चै कुल्ला गर्ने गरेको भएर पेट्रोलको मुल्य बढ्या रे |

राजेश दाइको फलामको हात सुटिङको क्रममा हल्का खोस्रिएपछि जब वेल्डिङ गर्नुपर्‍यो, तबदेखि नेपालमा लोडसेडिङ सुरु भा’को रे !

सानो छँदा राजेश दाइले मकैको खोया तह-तह पारेर घर बनाउने खेल खेलेका थिए, कालान्तरमा त्यो खोयाको घर अहिलेको धरहरा बन्यो ।

एक पटक राजेश दाइले सुन्दरिजलमा गएर आफ्नो हात पानीको टंकीमा सफा गर्नु भाथ्यो रे, तेही भएर ऐले काठमाडौँको पानि मा iron बेसी छ रे!
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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2016, 04:09:38 PM »
Maradona vs Rajesh Dai

Once Maradona said: I can spin a football in my finger for 5 mins,can u?
RajesHamal said: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! तँलाइ के लागिरा'छ यो पृथ्बी कसरी घुमिरा'छ?

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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2016, 04:12:29 PM »
Lalu Yadav and Rajesh Dai

एक पटक अमेरिकामा एउटा बिशेष कार्यक्रममा संसारभरका प्रतिष्ठित ब्यक्तीहरु जम्मा भएका थिए, त्यहाँ राष्ट्रपती बाराक ओबामा संगै राजेश हमाल दाई बस्नु भएको थियो अनी कुरा के परेछ लालु प्रसाद यादबलाई एउटा मान्छे नचिनेर खस खस भएछ अनी आफ्नो सचिवलाइ सोधेछन् : अरे भाईया हमका यि बात् समझ मै ना आइ अरे बो हमार राजेशवा के बगलमै बैठा कालिया कौन है रे ।  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2016, 04:26:13 PM »
Rajesh Dai Facts

•   Rajesh dai ko best sab vanda mann parne fruit "Dalle Khursani" ho.

•   Rajesh Hamal doesn't Tweet on Twitter, he roars.

•   Time and tides wait for Rajesh Hamal.

•   Rajesh dai hatkela le surya chekna saknuhuncha.

•   Taal parepani Rajesh dai Hamal,naparepani Hamal.

•   Rajesh dai naya kithab padchan ani nayai kapada lauchan.

•   Rajesh dai Rome gaye pani aafnai style follow garchan.

•   Rajesh dai ghoda pani chadchan ani laddha pani laddhainan.

•   Rajesh dai hoinan chor, tara pani unkai cha sabse thulo swor.

•   Rajesh dai le euta kukur ko puchar 12 barsha dhumro ma rakhera sojo banaunu vayo.

•   Rajesh dai ko lagi bandar ko puchar lauro pani ho hatiyar pani ho.

•   Rajesh dai raat vari karaunu vayo vane dakchina hoina, dusman haru harauchan.

•   Rajesh dai ko kam jata tira, kumlo boki director pani tetai tira

•   Hissa Bhuwan KC, khissa daat

•   Once Rajesh dai went for a jogging from east to the west of Nepal. The path he jogged randomly is today known as "Mahendra Highway".
   
•   Rajesh Hamal is the only leader who ruled Nepal for more than 100 years.

•   When Rajesh dai flushes his toilet, there is always a danger of flooding in India.

•   Long ago Rajesh dai came out in a protest against the Ranas. During protest, he couldnt control his temper and punched 19-stoyered Dharara with his "falamko haat". That was when Dharara lost ten floors.

•   Once Rajesh dai broke up with his girlfriend. He went to the pacific desert and  cried a lot. And now we have the Pacific ocean.

•   Rajesh dai woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!

•   Rajesh dai can ignite fire by rubbing two ice cubes.

•   Once time challenged Rajesh dai for a race, and the fact is that time is still running.

•   Rajesh dai doesnt use any Gillette or Sillette to shave his beards. He just shoots every single hair piece with an AK-47.

•   Rajesh dai was once pulled over by a policeman for over speeding. Rajesh dai gave him a warning.

•   Rajesh dai doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Rajesh dai.




•   When scientists couldn't find out the taste of sulphuric acid, they asked Rajesh dai to taste it.

•   Rajesh dai can update his facebook status through his calculator.

•   When Zuckerberg made facebook and made his account, there was already a friend request from Rajesh Hamal.

•   There is no backspace in Rajesh Hamal's keyboard.

•   Only Rajesh dai can delete the Recycle Bin.

•   Once Rajesh dai went to Switzerland and forgot his wallet over there. The house where he left his wallet is known today as "Swiss Bank".

•   Once Rajesh dai caught a slight fever, it is known to be the global warming of earth.

•   When Rajesh dai crosses street, the cars have to look both ways.

•   Rajesh Hamal can kill two stones with a bird.

•   Nothing can travel faster than light; except Rajesh dai.

•   Rajesh Hamal doesnt like dinosaures, thats why they do not exist.

•   Rajesh dai can beat a wall at tennis.

•   The theory of relativitity states that everything is related to Rajesh Hamal's mood.

•   The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have entered a world with Rajesh Hamal.

•   Rajesh dai has counted upto infinity ! TWICE !!

•   Rajesh Hamal's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL button. Rajesh dai is always in control.

•   Chuck Norris is very much fond of Rajesh Hamal movies.

•   Ganga jal is believed to be pure. It flows through Rajesh dai's wonderful hair.

•   Rajesh dai sneezes and he blesses you.

•   Rajesh Hamal killed the dead sea.

•   The Titanic did not hit an icerberg. It hit Rajesh dai who was out for a late night swim.

•   Rajesh Hamal will never have a heart-attack. No one dares to attack Rajesh Hamal.

•   Jesus Christ and Rajesh Hamal can walk on water.

•   Only Rajesh Hamal can swim through land.

•   The Mayans predicted that Rajesh Hamal will punch the earth with his irony hand "Falamko Haat" in 2012. Thats why we call now the End of the world.

•   It was Rajesh Hamal who welcomed Neil Armstrong on the moon in 1969.

•   Rajesh dai plays table tennis with a cricket bat and a football.

•   Only Rajesh dai can speak "braille".

•   Once Rajesh Hamal ordered Colombus to bring him some ripe Blackberries for him. He gave a secret map and a sailing boat to Colombus. We read today on our course books that Colombus discovered America.
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Re: Rajesh Dai Jokes
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